Life Wife Pencils


Let your friends, teachers, and co-workers know how much you like our brand, how much you like garbage, and how you think "chill" is a stupid social construct. Give one to a dingus or #2 dad that you know!

Limited edition, imprinted #2 pencils

Assorted colors

Use code "GETOUTTATOWN" for 30% off your order through 8/28!
Please note our online shop is closed 8/29-9/8.